"The first time I kissed you my whole body was shaking, and that was it, it only took me one kiss to get totally addicted to you" -
(Source: half-loved, via skydivings)6 hours ago • 9,045 notes • Reblog
who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
(Source: pemsylvania, via war-allthetime)
Posted: 18 hours ago • 260,099 notes • Reblog
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
Posted: 20 hours ago • 290,070 notes • Reblog